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老外专门写给eBay的歌-爆笑

By 独木 ⋅ 25 八月 2009 ⋅  Email This Post ⋅  Print This Post ⋅ Post a comment ⋅

不知道该说点啥，听了这歌、看了歌词不仅让我对eBay的敬畏加深了一层（谁知道呢，或许这歌就是eBay出钱做的专辑），太专业了。

题外话，面对eBay，不知马云老大现在启动的海外版淘宝及海外版支付宝项目时，还会不会像当年说B2B网络市场中Alibaba那样信誓旦旦地说——拿望远镜都找不到竞争对手？？？

不管怎么说本公司目前也是eBay Seller，所以我的感受确实像歌词中提到的那样——与自从未谋面的挪威人发生关系，嘻嘻，跨国生意关系就是这样的容易。

——————点击PLAY播放——————

MP3版：http://www.dorren.net/ebay/The_eBay_Song.mp3

下面是这首歌的歌词，绝了！绝对是一个从访客到买家的真实体验过程，哈哈

The “eBay song”

A used … pink bathrobe
A rare … mint snowglobe
A Smurf … TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house … is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner’s old toupee)
They had it on eBay
I’ll buy … your knick-knack
Just check … my feedback
“A++!” they all say
They love me on eBay
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I’ve never met in Norway
Found him on eBay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got PayPal or Visa, what ever’ll please
As long as I’ve got the dough
I’ll buy … your tchotchkes
Sell me … your watch, please
I’ll buy (I’ll buy, I’ll buy, I’ll buy …)
I’m highest bidder now
(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah … (I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case off vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don’t know why … the kind of stuff you’d throw away)
(I’ll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

到最后这易-易-易的时候，唱的就像断气了一样，笑死我了

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标签 : B2B , ebay , 买家

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